why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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