Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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