- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

13 =B you just learned something

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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