- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

I'm Coming

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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