- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

I'm so punny.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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