how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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