Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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