A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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