How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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snowglobe

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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PENIS that is all

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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