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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Albino African Americans

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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