- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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