What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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