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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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