- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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