- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A women left the kitchen.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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