Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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autistic kids rock

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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