Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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