- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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