- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Yellow People !!

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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