- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Knock Knock Who's there

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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