- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

hers a joke... japanese people

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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