Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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