- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Polish.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

I'm homeless.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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