- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Rush Limbaugh

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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