when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Gus's mom

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

roses are red violets should be purple

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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