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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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