- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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