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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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