Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops