- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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