I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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