- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Weaner

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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