- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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