- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Im taking a shit right now.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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