A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A house comes around the corner.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Anti Joke

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