Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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