What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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