- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

anti jokes are really funny

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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