Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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women's rights.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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