- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Charlie Sheen

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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