- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

I have a really funny joke.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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