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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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