What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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