- Anti Joke

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

miha kako si?

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.