the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Refridgerator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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