A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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