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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

The chickens have become self-aware!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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