- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Neither have I

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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