- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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