What is white and black and red all over.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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A hill billy went fishing

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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