- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

I like that, but why am I happy?

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

why was kade sad? he shit himself

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Nobody cares maddie!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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