- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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