- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

FOX News: Fair and balanced

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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