chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Anti Joke

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