Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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