- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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