What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Potassium? K.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Anti Joke

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