- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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