- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Paper or plastic? Yes...

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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