- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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