- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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