Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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