The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

A pope meets another one

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

If you're happy and you know it get a life

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What's half of 8? o

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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