What are annoying? Ads.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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