" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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