What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Smelly Indians.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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