- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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