Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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