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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

womans rights...

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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