How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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