what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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guess what? bannanas

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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69.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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