An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Anti Joke

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