- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why dont they make black forks

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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