- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

deez nuts

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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