- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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