Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

sky silverstein

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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