- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

kennah campion... being nice

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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