- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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