Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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