- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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