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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

like this or you will die at some point in your life

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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