Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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