- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Albert <3 Hunter

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

bangers and mash?

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

womens rights

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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