A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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