- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

eoin burgin is fat

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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