why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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No your aunties a joke

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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