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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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