How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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