how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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