- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What has two legs? Half a cat

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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