- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Killing your friend as a joke.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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