Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Lindsay Lohan

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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