why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

outside your comfort zone

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Anti Joke

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