Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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knock knock Goodbye

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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