- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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