homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why? Because.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What does? 42

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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