Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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