What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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A possesed goat: "moo"

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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