What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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