- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

"Knock knock" Come in!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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