What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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