- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Who is Dank? A: Billal

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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