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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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