Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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