What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A lot eh?

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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