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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

The New York Giants

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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