How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

my penis

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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