Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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9/11 my birthday

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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