Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Women.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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