- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Steve Jobs is alive.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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