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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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