- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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