- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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