- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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