Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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PICKLES

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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