How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Turkey Balls

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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