- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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