- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Penis chickens

I will create more jobs for americans

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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