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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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