- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Sarah Palin.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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