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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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