Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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