- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Phew... it's gone.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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