why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

No your aunties a joke

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Anti Joke

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