What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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SHUT UP JP

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Donald Trump

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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it was all Tagart

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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