Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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