Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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