- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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read this sentence again.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Black people stink of shite!

Women's Rights

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

the power to turn magnetism into light

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

are you saying pam, or pan?

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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