What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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