- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Charlie Sheen is winning

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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