How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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