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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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