- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

knock knock... ...no answer

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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