- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Get up Look in the mirror

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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