Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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i love to lick...

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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womens rights.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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