- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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