- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

u know whats a crime? rape

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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