- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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