- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

pretty soon we'll all be dead

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Vaginal secretions

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Knock knock.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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