- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Tony Romo

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

quantum physics?

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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