- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

i'm hard

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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