- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

roses are red poo is poo

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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