Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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