- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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