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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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