A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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nickel back

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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read me write me

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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