- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.