- Anti Joke

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

if you don't like this you're gay

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Barack Obama.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed