- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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