- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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