What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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