What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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