What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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