What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Jordan is pregant

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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