What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A gay man watches football.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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