- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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