Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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