who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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