- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

THe Election

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Roses are red.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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